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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
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Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
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Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes
by Cjashh November 12, 2020
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Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
by John232115 March 24, 2010
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Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
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graham cracker

a substitution to using derogatory words like "wigger";

a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.

FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)

Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
Be proud of your heritage. It's ok to appreciate other cultures. And it's ok to hang out with people of different ethnicities. That's the beauty that beauty that makes the world go around. But you're r trying too hard to be noticed. I agree. Who cares what other people think or say? I'm just telling you because there is an elephant in the room. I think people should mind their own business and let people live their lives how they want minus the judgement. But ignorant people are calling you a graham cracker. The assholes of your kind say that you are just a brown cracker / black but you're still a cracker. It's just a more subtle tactic of people with racial tendencies, fuck em, i know. I just wasn't going to be a part of something everybody knew but you.
by BCakez March 16, 2022
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