finger cheese

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

by Xynn December 30, 2007

Queeferoni and cheese

A gigantic queef that expells moist chedder cheese from the vagina, instead of stinky hot air

Jeremy "Dude, my girlfriend made me some nasty Queeferoni and cheese last night"

by Lol hey girl August 11, 2008

fart cheese

The sensation of farting voraciously while suffering from diarrhoea and feeling cottage cheese appear miraculously between your legs.

Dude last night I sneezed and fart cheesed

by Jihadjoe May 1, 2015

vagina cheese

the white clumpy goo that hang from a hairy twat that isn't cleaned sufficiently after taking a dump.

that chick was rad, except when I took her panties off she hand some vagina cheese that needed a steak knife to get off

by susan borntolay April 6, 2004

Cheese me!

The exclamation made by the Kraft macaroni and cheese Dinosaur on the commercials... sounds kinky.

Dinosaur: CHEESE ME! (followed by blast of cheese)
Victim: You got it in my eye!... I feel violated.

by potato411 January 28, 2011

cheese man

A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)

Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.

by bboucher June 6, 2011

love cheese

another name for a baby A.K.A. Love child

Dennis and Holli made love cheese last month. She's due in October.

by Jennyekins April 19, 2006