Captain & Tennille

When in the Military, when you (a Captain) and your wife do a 3-way with the next door neighbor.

Ex: "We just had a 'Captain & Tennille', with the neighbor"

by Scotti B May 02, 2022

Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.

At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!

BRO LOOK AT THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

by GyatReporter October 24, 2023

Captain Rubex

A type of ecstasy made popular in LA in 2008. The pill was circular and red with a white stamp of a skull and crossbones. Captain Rubex ecstasy slowly became less prevalent as more powerful forms of ecstasy and synthetic opioids began to hit the streets.

I'm going to drop some captain rubex this weekend, HARRRRR.

by Crime&Fizzle October 09, 2018

Captain save a ratchet hoe

To be like bird from 33rd

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe

by Simple.people March 11, 2024

captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008