AKA "The Brown Christening"
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
Get the Chocolate Candy Applemug. by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017
Get the dirty apple juicemug. An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.
The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.
Some examples could
The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.
Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."
Person 2: "The hell?"
Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
Person 2: "The hell?"
Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
by Neoslayer November 18, 2021
Get the Bone Apple Teethingmug. When you shit in your partners hand and then make a ball with the shit, after you roll it in gold glitter. Let it harden and then shove it up your partners ass. Leaving it golden and then eat that apple out. Leaving both partners with beautiful gold. Aka the ol golden bastard.
Hey man last time.. we did the golden apple! Now my beard is full of gold glitter and my girl has been shiting golden flakes for days. Yo homie we rich bitch.
by Xart760 January 23, 2019
Get the Golden applemug. An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
Get the Somerset Toffee Applemug. Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”
by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021
Get the big apple academymug. Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017
Get the apple crumble cuntmug.