Michael

Michael the kinda guy who doesn’t like humans but likes objects in a sexual way.
Did you see Michael the other night with that mini fridge, he obviously objectophilia.
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Michael

Michael is usually a ginger and often ugly, but is always white. He makes you think he loves you and breaks ur heart when something terrible is already going on with you and he feels like he cant be there for you what so ever, and he isnt someone you can trust because the second you get on his bad side, he wil spill all ur secrets. He usually has a small dick, but acts like a dick 24-7. He is a fuckface ginger piece of trash that you cant depend on or love. But he is ofted liked by alot of girls. He is often loved by blonds either named Summer, Arianna, or Savannah.
"Wow that guys being a real dick"

"No, you must mean tjat hes being a real Michael Brycki IV"
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Michael

Ashiest mother fucker around, usually small penis. With a golden arch on his forehead
Michael you need some lotion
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Michael

A little bitch that is not cool and he is retarted than a rock and he is a dick
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Michael

He’s a bit of a cunt to be honest
Michael is a cunt
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michael

Michael is a common name for a man of African ancestory. He doesn't know the purpose behind this sites legitimacy. But he shares British ancestry with the founder of the very website. He thinks the website is inherently racist and gives racists the anonymity to be potentially the most annoying group of internet hawks on the planet. He believes firmly in the freedom of speech and will probably go to jail for driving 80 or 1 miles an hour on the highway. He is the guy you are trashing whilst he outworks you. He believes all Katie's have funny looks now and thinks it's hilarious that the various ethnic clicks that surround him beset of strides the doctor blamed him for the killing of Kennedy to which he says it was definitely his fault because he was in with the mob and did call the shots before he was born. He takes full responsibility for Kennedy who decided to "liberate Vietnam". He is a skilled writer with political ambition. He does not want to marry abby nor Katie because they are both unhealthy relationships. He smokes and drinks because everyone can't keep their mouths shut about him and they like to talk about him everyday from 10:30-11:00 in the am.
Do you think Michael will be better than Kennedy?
Probably, he's taken shits before
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black michael

Dates girls named crissy and has a two inch prcker have fun with that nigger
Black michael to bad he dates that crissy whore
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