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5 years old

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
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138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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New Year's Day

Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one
I, I will begin again
I, I will begin again
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again

New Year's Day
by Death Menace September 15, 2023
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2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.
"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 17, 2023
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37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
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in the year 9595

in the year 9595
in the year 9595
by onelettert October 6, 2023
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