Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Around the World

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out with his mouth, spits the cum into her vagina, then fingers it back out and puts the same cum into the girls mouth, which she then swallows.

My boyfriend loves me so much that he Around the World'ed me.

by abtebdtizzzle1639 April 11, 2010

Third world meme

India.

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!

by Streetshitter September 20, 2016

setting the world on fire

Having a great time and just surrounding your self with fun and excitement

They all are at home while we setting the world on fire.

by Abree Maraschino August 22, 2017

world cup 2010

Where many country's (apart from the lame ones) compete in a large soccer/football completion.

2010 winners= Spain

The song Wave your flag was made for the 2010 world cup

Dude! Did you see how well Spain played in the World Cup 2010

Stop rubbing it in my face! I'm sure germany will win next time

by The urban dict can't define me April 7, 2016

worlds smallest hotel

A slang term for the female genitalia, because you've got to leave your bags outside.

Id love to visit megan foxs worlds smallest hotel.

by milphunter March 7, 2015

AP World History

Have you ever been fucked in the ass with no lube by a dick made of razors? This is an ordeal analogous to taking AP World. All the overachieving dick face sophomores should just kill themselves now. Like genuinely save yourself the time and kill yourself now. What in the actual fuck is Czechoslovakia. Czecoslo-swallow my balls. I hope the inventors of AP world burn in the deepest depths of hell. I want them to choke on Mongolian dick for the rest of eternity and write LEQ's about Socialism till they're forced to blow their brains out. I want them to relive that every day for the rest of eternity. And don't even get me started on the AP Exam bullshit. Ain't no way in but fucking hell am I going to school at 7:30 in the godamn morning to get ass fucked by 55 questions bout so old ass white guy who decided he wanted to invent some retarded ass bullshit ass economy. If there are any psychotic killers living out there pls come for me. Do it. Now. Preferably before May 11th.

Person 1: Hey I'm taking AP World History next year!
Person 2: I'll send you a tutorial on how to effectively cut your wrists vertically<3

by balls738247 April 27, 2023