Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert JR

Someone who likes to argue with Lee and Boris who also happens to be dead

“Robert JR has been shot out of a window 7 times”

by Transom February 21, 2024

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

Robert

a man how is underestimated he may do bad thing yet he is the greatest loving man who will have people around him to chear him yup with on or two children and screwed up siblings

Wow it robert.

by 7years November 11, 2018

Robert Lasher

A man that needs to be free NOW!

Robert Lasher :You guys need to log in to VOCES DIGITAL now!!!
student:CHILL SLASHER

by weeby deeby otaku December 17, 2021

Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 6, 2020

Robert Downey Jr Jr

Someone decided to donate to NateWantsToBattle and called him Robert Downey Jr Jr as the resemblance was uncanny but in the end, they never stopped calling him that till this day.

Someperson: Ayup! How's Robert Downey Jr Jr doing?
Nwtb trying to unbox Pokémon cards for his tcg channel: Hello name I cannot read (I forgot what he said oh God oh lawd)
Someperson: From this day on I shall dub thee Robert Downey Jr Jr until the date of when we meet.

by Psuod August 14, 2021