by FlameableGhost March 4, 2017
Get the Freaky childmug. An almost-sacrilegious title for someone whose presence feels divine and untouchable; a person whose warmth and light sustain you, yet whose absence leaves you in devastating shadow. Often used as a confession of reverence and love, implying they are more than human and therefore beyond your possession.
by pacibunni August 11, 2025
Get the Child of the Sunmug. A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.
This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.
And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.
He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.
And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.
He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!
Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
Get the Childmug. What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.
person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022
Get the love childmug. fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.
by Snappy fish October 11, 2021
Get the scary childmug. Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
Get the Petty Man Childmug. Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.
by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021
Get the Egg childmug.