Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
by Judge dredd7 August 02, 2011
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Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.
”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it
by SapphoPrime August 21, 2024
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Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.
Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.
by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024
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turkey brook

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders
bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!
by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf July 11, 2008
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke
Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..
by washington carter the 50000th October 08, 2013
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