Tony

A boring person with no humor, that can't take a joke.

Mia: *joking* are you pregnant? 😂😂
James:bro you're weird.
Jay:bro you're a tony

by Kensblade444 May 30, 2021

Tony

Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)

Girl: "Do you know Tony?"

Me: " Of course I do, Why?"

Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."

Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"

Girl: "sure!!"

(Later That evening)

Girl: <walking to the house>

Me: <runs her over>

:)

Happy ever after.

by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!

by anonymous April 20, 2025

tony

tony is a cute and funny man, i would love to kiss that man. he’s so fine for what. when you hon let me fuk tony 😩

omg look it’s tony wow he’s a sexy man

by that one girl who likes tony June 23, 2021

tony spencer

The name radiates ‘slag’. A Tony Spencer will spread diseases across the land so beware. Tony Spencers find it hard to get over their exes and have trouble coping with their abnormally small generals.

K:“I saw a Tony Spencer today!”
J:“Be careful! He is diseased”
K:“And has a small penis, yuck!”

by Queen Bitchhh October 28, 2017

Too far toni

Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.

See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Tony Trick

A subversion of expectations from Tony Fox, creator of Dunderdale.

"Its another Tony Trick! Hes not releasing Deltarune 'till 2099!!"

by winglegaster69 October 10, 2025