beef and potatoe

the best fucking shit ever.

Oh em gee..Stephen's ass inhaled his beef and potatoe.

by Mizzaddy October 26, 2004

Roast beef

A really black dick

Yo your boyfriend got that roast beef

by Elmonstrico7 June 18, 2017

chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Roast Beef Larry

When one places there penis inside of a roast beef sandwich and then dips it in au jus, then proceeds to have anal sex. When finished, the couple must eat the roast beef sandwich.

I roast beef Larry'd a hoe last night and man that tasted good.

by chopper city4 December 5, 2012

Roast Beef Residual

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

by sognatore87 January 8, 2010

roast beef sandwich

"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way "bon appetit"

Adam: "Hey Leeroy, wanna get some lunch?"
Leeroy: "Nah man, had some nasty roast beef sandwich lastnight"
Adam: "Hanging with my sis again"
Leeroy: "Yeah!"

by tayfromthebay July 25, 2006

Beef Enchilada Facial

A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.

by Woodenho July 13, 2010