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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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Around the World

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out with his mouth, spits the cum into her vagina, then fingers it back out and puts the same cum into the girls mouth, which she then swallows.
My boyfriend loves me so much that he Around the World'ed me.
by abtebdtizzzle1639 April 11, 2010
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Third world meme

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!
by Streetshitter September 20, 2016
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World xxxtetacion day

I can't believe today is world xxxtetacion day
by Thramania June 18, 2021
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world war 3

A World War that is most likely to start in the 2020s because of covid and the Russia VS Ukrain war there have been multiple times world war 3 have almost started it nearly started in 1962 after the Cuban Missile Crisis Russia almost nuked America in 1995 and that Nearly Started World War 3
world war 3 is gonna start in 2026
by Shadowplayz343 August 1, 2022
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Building Your World

Building Your World is the concept of designing your life and your surroundings to be more enjoyable.

This can be as simple as how you dress, from your shoes to your t-shirt. It can be how you design & decorate your room. It can also be applied to your business and at a broader level. It's about designing what's within your control.
You're really Building Your World arent you?
by Creator Camp March 6, 2023
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AP World History

Have you ever been fucked in the ass with no lube by a dick made of razors? This is an ordeal analogous to taking AP World. All the overachieving dick face sophomores should just kill themselves now. Like genuinely save yourself the time and kill yourself now. What in the actual fuck is Czechoslovakia. Czecoslo-swallow my balls. I hope the inventors of AP world burn in the deepest depths of hell. I want them to choke on Mongolian dick for the rest of eternity and write LEQ's about Socialism till they're forced to blow their brains out. I want them to relive that every day for the rest of eternity. And don't even get me started on the AP Exam bullshit. Ain't no way in but fucking hell am I going to school at 7:30 in the godamn morning to get ass fucked by 55 questions bout so old ass white guy who decided he wanted to invent some retarded ass bullshit ass economy. If there are any psychotic killers living out there pls come for me. Do it. Now. Preferably before May 11th.
Person 1: Hey I'm taking AP World History next year!
Person 2: I'll send you a tutorial on how to effectively cut your wrists vertically<3
by balls738247 April 27, 2023
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