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Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"
"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"
by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
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Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024
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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry
Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up
by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022
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Brock Woods

Sick asf... loves zyns and slaying poon
That dude is a real brock woods
Man wheres brock? Probably ripping zyns and getting puss
by lp98988988 December 1, 2023
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Sherlock Woods

The best detective this world has ever seen! Racist tendancies, awesome chap really!
"Yo my brother got killed!" "Oh then you need to call Sherlock Woods!"
by lennfunny June 10, 2021
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