alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on

I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?

by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017

Clam Clan

A group who has hooked up with the same girl. Especially when a straight guy and a bi-sexual or lesbian chick hook up with the same girl!

Did you hear that Zach and Whitney joined the clam clan, they both hooked up with Rachel this weekend?

by ClamClan October 22, 2019

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

clam bun

A man bun on a super butch lesbian.

That fat dyke is totally rocking a clam bun

by Vebonay July 1, 2017

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023