Clam Call

Front- Butt dial… when a lovely lady, perchance/accidentally calls her friend from the front butt …

When you get a call from your girlfriend and everything is just mufffffffled

Bit** did you just clam call me?

by Mnm6969 September 18, 2025

Clam Chowder

When a woman sits on someone’s face and squirts in their mouth

Would you like some clam chowder tonight?

by Ashleytherrian August 21, 2019

Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.

This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.

by Avenger2.0 September 30, 2022

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort

Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.

by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018