The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.

Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

The Malloy challenge

A challenge in which a person drinks 2 shots of wood alchohol, eats 3 under cooked oysters in the span 1 minute and go outside during winter

Jack: hey, have you heard Mat did the malloy challenge
David: yeah but he didnt even finish it

by Priest of Chin-Chin April 20, 2020

shock body challenge

It is where someone asks you questions and your had little pads that are attached to a machine that is controlled by the person asking questions and you don't know if you get the question right or wrong you find out when the person asking questions counts down and turns on the shocker. ( you can pick out of a hat for the body parts but its not something you have to do )

The shock body challenge was so painful

by Ninne April 8, 2015

porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge in which one crushes up their parents porcelain and snorts it like cocaine for views

“Did you hear Nico’s in the hospital? He decided to try the porcelain challenge.”

by andi.writes October 3, 2022

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

The Chromebook Challenge

a viral tiktok trend that encourages braindead students to stick a paperclip or pencils into a chromebook port, causing a short circuit and possibly a fire. some schools had to evacuate and some have even been charged.

person 1, im gonna stick some pencils into my chromebook port. what could possibly go wrong
me - what?
person 1 - *sticks pencils and paper clips into the port*
*chromebook explodes and bursts into flame*
*school burns down
fbi - wheres person 1
*person 1 gets arrested*
me - bruh, thats the chromebook challenge, whats wrong with you

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 16, 2025