Funny Cunt

Someone who is comical or makes others laugh.

Bill: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
Ted: Haha you're a funny cunt!

by killajr July 5, 2011

cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.

that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!

by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010

cunt busted

to kick or punch in the cunt

Uma Thurman cunt busted that bitch in that movie "Kill Bill"

by Thomas Watts July 4, 2006

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

dumb cunt

A person who makes basic errors and is easily confused or very gullible, and is usually a rescidivist in doing so.

1. "Wendell lost his new phone, again."

"What a dumb cunt"

2. "John Howard married Peter Costello and both will now share the Prime Ministership of Australia"

"Really?"

"You dumb cunt"

by Zinedine July 31, 2006

cunt off

when fuck just isn't enough

my girlfriend told me she wasn't going on the pill and i'd just have to suck it up.
my response was "cunt off".

by fuck off and get raped July 4, 2008

cunt chocula

A black girl that is acting like a cunt.

"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"

by Go bite a nipple October 23, 2007