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Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)
"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."
by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015
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STONED

I’m stoned
by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018
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stones

A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.
Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-
by Copper Crusader August 28, 2021
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Stone Hoe

that one bitch that believes her shiny stones give her special powers....
Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''

Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
by Matt3K July 27, 2021
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wet stone

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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zach stone

zach stone is a sexy hot beast. like so sexy hes also FAMOUS!! he has a shoe called zach stone is gonna be famous and he has the best bf, connor!
by zach stone fan November 21, 2021
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