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Stick-On Vent

The easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.

It's quite simple:

1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!

Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.

Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.

An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.
...Look at that...
He put a Stick-On Vent on his fucking fuel door...
by The Municipality October 25, 2009
mugGet the Stick-On Ventmug.

Beef stick

"Dude have you seen that dudes beef stick?"
by Tylerscott May 14, 2009
mugGet the Beef stickmug.

rape stick

a 4 inch, black, foldable 3 inch round stick used for wacking hoes into a unconsious state. Before laying down a serious case of rape. Can be purchased as either a stand alone product or also in the convinient rape kit. Product slogan is "One wack and she's in the sack"
Man we hit that bitch with the rape stick then the whole foot ball team hit that shit bro...
by qwewew September 22, 2007
mugGet the rape stickmug.

cinnamon stick

The act of using ones finger to acquire ball or crotch sweat and then wipe it under another mans nose.
When I got done with my 4 mile jog, I gave Nick a nasty cinnamon stick.

Man I got a cinnamon stick this morning and I can't get the smell out of my dick broom!
by Chief Nessler September 22, 2007
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fuck stick

vulger term for a person who is an idot
boy one- omg your so dumb i hate you b/c your so dumb
boy two- why dont you shut up fuck stick ill kick your ass
by the pi guy January 13, 2008
mugGet the fuck stickmug.

Sherm Stick

Ok, everyone, SHERM is a cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, which is embalming fluid. It is not PCP. A sherm stick will run you ten dollars per cigarette in LA, and you will probably have to provide your own, so make sure it's a 100 type cigarette. If it's a good one, it will be soaked and probably wrapped in aluminum foil. Do not drive and smoke a sherm stick. It is a lot like being totally drunk on acid and meth at once and lasts several hours.
Smoking a sherm stick will make you very retarded for several hours. Just try to keep your clothes on.
by yay area classic September 20, 2008
mugGet the Sherm Stickmug.

Punji Stick

A fetish where one's penis or strap-on induces sepsis ( or other stool-related disease ) by wantonly switching from anal to vaginal penetration .
We sepsis bonded with my punji stick last night . I really think this hospital visit will take our relationship to new heights.
by Letter V November 27, 2016
mugGet the Punji Stickmug.

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