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Texan gutter-snake

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.
by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020
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Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!
by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020
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London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.
Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?
by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016
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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
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Sucky Sucky Snake

When a girl is blowing you and all of a sudden she sucks too hard and sucks all of the semen out of your dick before you can blow your load.
Bro I was fucking my girl last night and she sucky sucky snaked me. It hurt like hell!
by Mumxii July 26, 2016
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Snake doctor style

Going in 'Snake doctor style'.

This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.
"Watch my back, I'm going in 'Snake doctor style'!"
by Apache95 October 30, 2011
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wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
by lucian246 May 20, 2015
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