surprise insurgent

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"

Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent

by the dirty old man April 29, 2014

surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.

Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.

by sleepermedic December 14, 2021

surprisative

An adjective for the word surprise.

My day has been very surprisative.

by surprisativedude December 16, 2010

Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It

We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise

by 18Panini May 30, 2025

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Perry surprise

The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye.

Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a Perry surprise.

by brettsterplow September 04, 2008

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011