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r-rated tour guide

A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.
Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."
by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019
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national R@PE day

a fucking disgusting day where a group of 50 year old,lonely ass,men decided to make a day, that's meant to be a trauma.
random: hey, have you heard of national R@PE day?
you: yea, it's fucking disgusting!!
by darlling<3 April 5, 2022
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i r t3h pwnz0r

A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.
n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111

Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!
by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010
mugGet the i r t3h pwnz0rmug.

R u lost babygirl

R u lost babygirl

A quote from 365 Days(an intensified version of 50 shades), said by Don massimo torricelli, played by Michele Morrone, who is a hot mess. Used for sexual manipulation.
Massimo: R u lost babygirl?

Laura: Fuck me daddy!!!
by i_cant_think_of_a_name June 21, 2020
mugGet the R u lost babygirlmug.

u r en fegit

ta fegit ova der hes no snepbec oon walks over to him and says u r en fegit which is truly say you are a faggot
by urenfegit January 3, 2014
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I R TEH PWnZ0R

1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game

2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)
1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!

pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R

2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?
by Undeadgophers February 20, 2010
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I R Teh Winrar

When you want to congratulate yourself on a job well done and don't mind sounding like a geeky dumbass.

Don't let anyone tell you you're using it wrong, it's not some computer-y thing, it's a statement of your coolness.

Plus it rhymes.
"I just put my pants on the right way, I R Teh Winrar!"
by KittyButt September 29, 2009
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