Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012

spear point

(n)

1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.

2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance

He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.

Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"

Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"

by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011

PP points

Unintentional life experience points given to someone of the male gender for picking up hoes of female gender.

"I scored at Clara's yesterday, that got me an extra PP points!"

by SajmonOriginal October 9, 2023

gay to the point

Immediately to the point. A gay way to say straight to the point.

Time is short so I'll get gay to the point (= explain the matter immediately).

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023

3 point hug

Arms, legs, lady hole simultaneously squeezing him

He's had a terrible week. A 3 point hug is just the thing to bring him out of his doldrums

by Lalaeddie October 22, 2023