Piss up

When a group of people organise a time soley to get drunk absolutely off their face

Oi boys piss up this weekend?

The lads: Yeah the fucking boys

by One of the boys March 5, 2019

Piss fingers

When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.

Harsh : I just got done pissing
ZY : Ew you have piss fingers
D : NOoOoO he's touching my seat

by M&DB December 9, 2021

Piss Rot

The smell of funky piss in organic matter. Pee that has not been shaken off properly or strewn about near the toilet. Once it has seeped in to organic matter (carpet, tiles or underpants) then continually worn or not cleaned for a long period of time.

Did you smell that dude? He smelled like straight piss rot.

These bathroom tiles smell like piss rot.

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

Pissed as a Whistle

Extremely distraught and perturbed

"Fuck they killed me I'm pissed as a whistle."

by Annahl Seppaigé November 6, 2007

Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.

Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

dino piss

a dino piss is where u piss for over a minute,
u normally have a dino piss when u spend all night in a bar.

josh : i have to go dino piss

troy : fuck i have to aswell

by kickbuttsurrey October 26, 2010

Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017