Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.

"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"

by btw soma May 16, 2021

South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Park random

Someone who is a complete random usually seen hanging out at family events or parties

Person 1 Who is that person?
Person 2 I don’t know he’s a complete park random

by Ignacho23 March 26, 2023

Getaway Parking

When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Tom: What's with the getaway parking?
Rob: Don't ask questions, just follow my lead.

by Tom Jr. October 12, 2008

park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

by Alruthian February 16, 2014

Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat

I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.

by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016