Captain Pwnage

There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.

- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam

by sdhfuigweiukjwegbf May 23, 2010

Pre - Pwnd

Pre - Pwnd (adj.) - Having been owned(beaten) prior to the begining of the contest(game).

I was playing Starcraft 2 against some Koreans last night. I got Pre - Pwnd.

by Pst-P0wned Master September 9, 2010

Get Pwnd

Basically just saying Get owned or Get rekt. like GET PWND KID LOL NOOB XD!!!

GET PWND NOOB! (get owned noob!)

by HippityHoppityPolandMyProperty March 16, 2020

T.Ved pwned

When pwned with a missle that is guided by a T.V screen

in battlefield 2 i hit a enemy heli with a tow missle in the engine from a heli where i came up with T.Ved pwned

by nOOb-Eatr April 8, 2007

oddjob pink pwny

nasty sex in my mouth

Oh my god, I gave Nathan an oddjob pink pwny and he was like tastes like Shafty.

by Phenom19 March 7, 2008