Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

piss baby

pooper meow meow poopy heheh lol meow meow bestie word

me:ur a piss baby /piss bb

friend:aww u too 😍😍😈😈🦶🦶💪💪

by glorgo December 23, 2022

PISS LORD

When you piss on those below you, thus showing your dominance over those who shall never bathe others in piss.

Piss Lord: BEHOLD!!! MY PISS!!!
Peons: YES!! THANK YOU PISS LORD!!! BLESS US WITH YOUR PISS

by FluxifiedGod1 December 5, 2020

Being a piss

What dumb lair bitches like izzy say.

I dont wanan talk to u or bother u if ur being a piss.

by Captain.Coochie February 16, 2021

Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Piss Pigeon

Godly figure of piss, usually tied to incest and toilets. As well as depression

“Is that the piss pigeon?”
“Yeah”
“omg I’m honored. All hail the mighty piss pigeon”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

Piss fingers

When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.

Harsh : I just got done pissing
ZY : Ew you have piss fingers
D : NOoOoO he's touching my seat

by M&DB December 9, 2021