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The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really
by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019
mugGet the The Nipple Manmug.

Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks
by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018
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Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet
Are your furry nipples wearing yet?
by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024
mugGet the Furry Nipplesmug.

Nipple

A tiny, flat, and stiff joystick, sometimes found on keyboards.
Nintendo added a C-Stick to the New 3DS, but it was a nipple!
by The_Kickster March 14, 2022
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Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.
"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021
mugGet the Nipple Visionmug.

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.
Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.
by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024
mugGet the Nipple Saladmug.

nipple hater

One who hates nipples on males and females
Antonio hates nipples. He has no frands. He's such a nipple hater
by Shshshakeit October 2, 2017
mugGet the nipple hatermug.

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