sloppy Nathan

When you catch your gf cheating and sneak up and anally penetrate the dude she’s cheating with

Caught Jessica cheating and snuck up and sloppy Nathaned that asshole she was fucking.

by TimmyKelso December 7, 2022

nathan

Nathans are very sensitive but will always be there for you if you need them, they like to be outdoors and to be with their friends almost all of the time, but they also like their alone time too they like long bike rides and late nights out with friends, they like to *explore* ( if you know what i mean) but are to shy to say or do anything about how they feel,
but they WILL cross the line 1 or 2 times but they'll learn from it and it'll never happen again Nathans hate people at least stupid one they don't have time for them Nathan can also be dumbasses and completely stupid some time but thats what makes them fun to be around, most of them are VERY attractive, i've noticed most Nathans are tall bold and blond and not afraid to speak their mind.

person1: whos that hot guy over there !
person2: idk but it must be a Nathan FOR SUREE!

by patches123454 May 14, 2021

Nathan

Type of dude to dick down your dad and won’t care if you watch or not

Me: I’m throwing a family and friends BBQ, wanna come?
You: As long as I get to Nathan somebody’s dad
Me: wtf

by Shomesh June 10, 2018

nathan

big dick, charming smile, rather get lethal injected than fight.

aye yo, Nathan's dick so huge I heard it wiped out a tsunami

by number5000 February 19, 2021

Nathan

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.

Do you see that thing running towards us?

Oh no…Is that?

It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-

by bwtriz December 26, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is another word for a virgin

I’ve never had sex I’m such a nathan

by Siddy b February 4, 2020

Nathan

This guy is so rizy.He is sometimes asian and can pull anybody(even men) with his 10foot dick.He is good at sports, but weak and short.Whenever he plays basketball, his problem is dunking.He looks like mr washy washy from family guy.And lastly he is good at math(no shit)he is also rlly racist

Nathan:hey
Everybody:Can I fuck you?
Nathan:Nah ima do math
Everybody:aww (of course)

by Kanye Glazer March 26, 2025