When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020
by darkingEnder May 21, 2019
The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape
by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020
When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 06, 2021
The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020
When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.
by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021