Monkey Workers

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.

Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.

by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009

MONKEY ARM

A HUGE THICK VEINY COCK

Never swing at a woman...Unless you swingin' yo' MONKEY ARM.

by CAPTAIN COCKMEAT May 19, 2011

Monkey Shit

Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.

Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???

by kilimonster March 22, 2010

bitch monkey

A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.

"Shut up you stupid bitch monkey!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

sock monkey

Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.

by Honest Abe March 24, 2005

monkey suit

A uniform.

Purpose: to create an atmosphere of "uniformity", or, compliance, if you will. E.g. Scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (OMG, surgeons), purple (I, don't know...maybe housekeeping/custodians), let's see, then there is the cafeteria staff.......A monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. The military does it, sanitary engineers do it...I could go on. Benefit: Does save money on duds.

by trukidlaw August 23, 2009

butt-monkey

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.

Stop being such a butt-monkey and help me clean this garage!

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003