Cat Mom

Cat Moms typically owns two or more cats combined with slight antisocial behavior. You can spot these girls by the lite dusting of cat hair and cat scratches in various stages of healing. Due to their antisocial nature, they typically don't use social media very often (unless to post The aforementioned cats) and are typically are very loyal in relationships. If a cat mom shows you pictures of your cats, she is in love!

Hey Mike, did you notice Katherine's Scratches? No don't worry about it she's just a Cat Mom

by MikeyMeta February 11, 2023

Your mom

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

Wyatts Mom

So hot and sexy and i want to FUCK her all night long with her big titties and Fat Lumptious ASS!

Shes such a wyatts mom!

by poop3245 December 26, 2021

Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.

Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..

by nastynutsac August 13, 2010

Won Mom

The mother of the infamous Chung brothers

She's as fat as the Won Mom

by Blue Fireball July 19, 2003

Step mom

A big booty sexy milf with kids who always horny and dates your dad and like to have sex

My step mom is so hot

by zxurly February 26, 2022

Mom zoned

a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you

Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.

by Notyouraverageniceghee December 11, 2016