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Magic Coke Machine

The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!
Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !
by Magic Jack Flash October 31, 2013
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Mississippi Soda Machine

Flip a girl upside down, open her pussy lips, pour a drink of your choice into her vagina, let it settle, and flip her right side out and suck out that succulent juice of yours.
Rob: Hey kyle did you do anything with Emily last night?
Kyle: Yeah, I gave her a Mississippi Soda Machine

Rob: Nice how was it?
Kyle: Fucking delicious
by canucksboi27 January 25, 2016
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Titty sucking machine

This is the nickname for all the fboys out there. You all have mother issues
by Babyface42069 October 31, 2019
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Peen Ween Machine

The object many dedicate their lives to.
Peen ween machine suck cock LLLLLL penis lmao LLLLL 777777
by blastaux September 21, 2020
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the pinball machine

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.
I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight
by MuzzikA0 March 1, 2021
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Yellow Fever Time Machine

When an Asian-American woman is approached by folks who assume that they were sex workers or girlfriends during the wars in The Philippines, Korea, Japan, and Korea they are placed in “The Yellow Fever Time Machine.” This phenomenon also occurs when Asian women are assumed to be sex workers from Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, and Malaysia.
Again, I was asked if I was the prostitute a man fell in love with during his tour of duty in Korea (or Japan, or Vietnam). Just because of my eye shape, men put me in their “Yellow Fever Time Machine.”
by SnowyLuxury November 4, 2021
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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole
those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!
by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021
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