Sega Master System II

The second version of the Sega Master System. It had games like alex the kid, my hero, sonic and other great games. It also had a slot where you could put a thin card version of a game permenetly into it, so you could play that perticular game when no cartridge was inserted in the slot. It was proberly the least heard about system, at least from my perspective anyway.
guy 1: Hey I've got a sega mega drive.
guy 2: awesome, i've got a sega master system II.
guy1: ?
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Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
by Rustin January 08, 2007
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A f**king amazing game(s)

An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.
Person 1: I think halo 3 was OK but Halo 4 was amazing!

Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but

Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...

Person 1: No halo 4 is better!

Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!

Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get

Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4

and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-

ordered mine already.

Person 1, 2: Sweet!
by thomas14 June 19, 2014
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One of Capcom's often-overlooked NES games I missed out on during my youth, because I was too busy playing their war games, like "Bionic Commando" and "Code Name Viper."

This rather fun video game was loosely based on Windsor McCay's 1905 comic strip "Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland." Finally, a game with a historical basis, instead of the product of someone's pipe dream.
Little Nemo: The Dream Master is one of the BEST video games you've never played. It became a real sleeper hit (pardon the pun.)
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master
by Mr. BigStuff February 05, 2010
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Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good
"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"
by Greg Romano November 28, 2004
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shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time
Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night
by Zach Garrison March 21, 2005
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