Three Legged Elephant

A noun meaning insufficient or ridiculously inadequate, in relation to an elephant with three legs.

Y'all are running up and down the court like a bunch of three legged elephants.

Don't just throw the ball around like a bunch of three legged elephants.

by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

Stomp on my leg

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

by Denverdiva840 September 19, 2021

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

Turkey Leg

A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.

So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...

by shrimp grenade October 10, 2010

chocolate legs

Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!

chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck

by Theressa Burton July 26, 2006

bo leg

that stinks

thats bo leged

by you will never no July 22, 2003

Legs Down Sex

Usually reserved as a "finishing move" during heterosexual intercourse. While the male and female engaged in Missionary Position intercourse the female lowers and closes her legs and the male then straddles her thighs an continues to thrust, making more contact with her tightened vaginal canal and clitoris thus increasing both the chance of and intensity of the female's orgasm. A secondary benefit is if the male is going to "pull out" he is in the perfect position to dump his load all over her stomach and breasts.

Frank and Renee were reaching the point of no return when she moved to Legs Down Sex so she could cum hard and fast before jacking Frank's crank all over her tits.

by prohibitedweapon July 22, 2012