Johnsonville

A large crap, usually pinkish and white in colour, similar attributes often found in uncooked sausages. Can occur after over-eating food of the same colour, such as candy canes.

Bill: "The guy before me left a real Johnsonville in the toilet"

Frank: "Disgusting!"

by ikilleddisco March 21, 2010

Johnton

A name for someone who looks like a wanton.

OMG, he looks like such a johnton

by the shrexies March 2, 2022

jack johnston

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe

when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019

jake johnston

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘

It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 20, 2021

Johncons

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.

That person is a johncons!

by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009

Birk Johnston

A super hot kid 🥵 who has a six pack

OMG dude you are such a Birk Johnston!

by Abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz& June 22, 2019

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006