Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape

Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered

by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!

by Bbelle October 21, 2022

Irish-American

Anyone who drinks beer North of Mexico or South of Canada.

This Irish-American is hammered, just like the rest of us.

by SomeDude2001 February 23, 2022

Irish Sling shot

Where the male partner pulls his cock back while hard and lets it go and makes it slap on the females face

Hey mariah i’m gonna give u an irish sling shot

by TylovesPuh October 12, 2025