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Riverdale High School

this school in fort myers is full of hillbilly’s and gang members literally no in between. the principal cares about seeing your stomach and shoulders but if he sees butt or boobs he doesn’t care prob cause he likes it. tbh there are some good people but most of the kids are stuck up. and the school is full of druggies. super fun!!! 😩
by skootyoboot September 9, 2021
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Sterling High School

from a small town in south jersey. everyone in that school thinks they’re the shit when in reality it’s only because of daddy’s money. the girls who play field hockey and soccer think they own the place while the football “jocks” mainly consist of weirdo freshman that like to take pictures of people and make fun of anyone that looks different than them. most of the white guys get hurt over nothing because their masculinity is fragile, and because they have nothing better to do than complain about their life because they have faced no hardships whatsoever. there are some fucking weirdos though. on the other table we have the racist, homophobic, and ableist kids who say “ret*rd” and make gay jokes when in reality they act more gay with their friends than actual gay people. the school board doesn’t give a fuck about us because and that’s another reason why we don’t have buses but somehow we have a soccer field, a track, a football field, a fitness center, a pool, a batting cage, a baseball field, a kitchen for specific cooking classes, etc but yet we can’t afford to fix the air conditioning or the heating because the schools temperature is fucked up.

- written by someone who actually pays attention
person one ; “i don’t understand why Sterling High School only cares about showing sports related things on Channel 19
person two ; “that’s because they have to cover up the fact they’re a shitty school with shitty people in it so they latch onto the fact that they have hella sports teams.”
by gore film May 31, 2022
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Midwood High School

The most popular choice for students whom got rejected from their preferred specialized high schools (stuy, btech, SIT).

You hear good things about this school but it's really mid, as implied by its name: MID-wood. Incomparable to specialized high schools: no freshman AP classes, ghetto neighborhood, multiple 911 emergencies, underwhelming sports teams, lack of extracurriculars and funding, overcrowded...

PS. The bathrooms are dreadfully disgusting, and is a popular spot for sussy bakas trying to get a quick smoke.
1: "Did you get into B-Tech?"
2: "Nope, Midwood High School."
1: "Damn, that's sad. Good luck during your 4 years in the ghetto!"
by NoSIGNAL! June 1, 2022
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Marietta high school

Marietta High School

Is where seniors fuck around with freshman

If a guy graduated from there there is a 200% chance he has three kids with minors

There’s also many many hoes not as many as there is in Osborn but still a good amount
Friend : dude you’re dating jake the one who just graduated from Marietta high school ?
Me: yeah why ?
Friend: man he has three kids
by Okurrrrrr February 26, 2019
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Oceana High School

A place where people do drugs and fail AP tests. One of the heaviest drinking schools in California. A prison, for the most reckless and gay degenerative wastes on earth.
Damn, this fool ass goof ass cringe ass muthafucka goes to Oceana High School. I sleep, SAD!
by poootato August 23, 2021
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Dunman High School

remember being the gifted child in your family? well forget it, because the moment you enter this school, everyone else is so outstanding that you look like a blithering moron! the hostile and pretentious school environment will definitely lower your self esteem so much you will have no life outside of academics due to the delusional mad rush to match up with your peers!!!! slay
oh, so you’re from Dunman High School? welcome to IMH!
by ieatcarrots November 7, 2022
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University High School

University high School located in Carmel, Indiana is a college-prep school* run by nerds for nerds.

(tyranny* cough cough)
Nerd 1: hey dude did you hear that University High School had a cosplay class?
Need 2: Yeah, I heard one kid made a dark soul’s costume with an actual sword he welded.
Normal Person: what? Is it a costume or cosplay?
Nerds: *beating the ever loving shit out of the normal dude*
by Alternatively September 22, 2018
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