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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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Mismatched Heights Hug

This type of hug can be any type of awkward hug from someone much shorter than you.
Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.
by SundazeChild May 27, 2013
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stereo-heartbeat hug

What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.
The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
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metal hug

to get ran over by a truck.
man i received 5 metal hugs in a row from my grandma, i’m ded now ;)
by Am chunk October 14, 2020
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Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.
by adp723 October 13, 2016
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hug your best friends day

January 12th is the day where you hug all of your closest friends!
them: why did you hug me?
you: because it’s hug your best friends day!
by bingoboingoo January 12, 2023
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