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Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
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Google

A company that no one will ever understand.
Hey did you hear google made another new thing?
by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016
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Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.
Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.
by 711pizza June 22, 2025
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google

contains all the secrets of the internet and the world. nothing is safe.
by khallie September 9, 2019
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google

To be ogled by a gay person.
Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.
by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010
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Search Google or type in a URL

Search Google or type in a URL
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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