by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009
Get the facebook mug.A.) When, upon waking, one realizes that you went on Facebook last night blacked out - resulting in untold horrors.
B.) The actions of going on Facebook while in the middle of a alcohol-induced blackout.
B.) The actions of going on Facebook while in the middle of a alcohol-induced blackout.
A.) "Why did I send six vile Facebook messages last night to people I barely know? Oh, it must have been a Facebook Blackout..."
B) "Duuudeee...I am so going to send messages to this bitch!"
"Dude, don't do it, your in the middle of a Facebook blackout!"
B) "Duuudeee...I am so going to send messages to this bitch!"
"Dude, don't do it, your in the middle of a Facebook blackout!"
by Wallace Carlos June 2, 2009
Get the Facebook Blackout mug.Related Words
Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street
"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....
by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Construction Worker mug.That douchebag that keeps commenting on your and your friends' statuses and keeps joining wall conversations when clearly not wanted around. Hardly anyone ever responds to any of his posts, ever, regardless of whether he directly asks someone a question through a comment. Usually also an annoying jackass that keeps hanging around you and your friends in real life and doesn't pick up the countless hints that no one likes him. The only reason why people ever accepted his friend requests was to not look like a jerk. Very similar to a facebook obligate friend.
Mike: Lost a bet to Steve
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again
by anonman123 April 25, 2010
Get the facebook jackass mug.Someone who posts dem dank meme, possibly edgy, they make OC and get butthurt when other pages post there OC without giving then cred. They brag about how large there pages are, or how large the pages they admin are.
by Gauge Pells October 23, 2013
Get the facebook Admin mug.A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
by tone everlast January 11, 2010
Get the facebook stalking mug.verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
by Young Joe April 11, 2009
Get the Facebook mug.