Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024

Dutch brown nose

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.

While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !

by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024

dutch hoe

A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart

Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
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Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”

by Penjamin June 13, 2024

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024