hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

drive stay

opposite of drive-by. driving by and staying. something Jake Paul did not do because he gets paid millions and millions and millions and millions and— MILLIONS of dollars to fight, why would he fight him for free?

it’s called a fucking drive-by for a reason. it’s not called a fucking drive stay ya dumb fucks.

by @mikegadawski December 15, 2020

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

drive safe, drive home

Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry

Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse

by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021

Finnish Drive-by

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII

If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.

by fartlove99 January 27, 2021

drive thru transexual

A drive thru transexual is a man who is, more often than not, mistaken for a woman when talking to the drive thru speaker.

I talked to Sammuel on the phone, he really sounds like a drive thru transexual.

by ]AnTi_MTtr[ June 23, 2019

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023