Dingleschmaltz

The mixed emotions of anxiety, melancholy, and excitement brought on by the holiday season.

I feel all dingleschmaltz when I see the Hallmark commercials on tv.

by YargMeHearties November 5, 2014

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

dingaling sandwich

When you put your dick in a sandwich and someone suck On it

My girlfriend was eating a dingaling sandwich last night

by asddsalkjjkl May 10, 2016

dingleboogie

A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.

Look Sal, Bill's got a dingleboogie the size of an egg!

by mamabirdie September 3, 2016

Dingo

The male equivalent of a cougar (coz dingos steal babies!)

Man Dave is such a dingo always pulling young girls

by Sarcasm233 August 28, 2016

Dingoshloop

When a dog sneezes, farts, coughs, or rolls a round, shakes his face off, and then sneezes a bunch. Also, when any canines of any sort jump into a pool or a medium sized body of water and start to paddle to land, and spray everyone by shaking their fur.

My dog just dingoshlooped all over everyone, now we're all wet!
Did your dog just dingoshloop? Oh my god, that's adorable!

by SatanWithoutHorns November 22, 2016

dingfro

A bitch

Don't be such a dingfro

by FazBlazer January 11, 2017