Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022

Christmas buddy

A person to watch Christmas movies and do other Christmas things with

“Hey Christmas buddy let’s go watch Home Alone”

by I love cream November 9, 2021

Christmas Lights

Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights

Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.

by ca331u3 November 16, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021

Christmas

A day where the kids are acting like slave owners in the 1800s to Santa who is being treated like a cotton picker this very night. It is prophesied that he will eventually tell the kids to go fuck themselves and come to all of their houses and bring some zoophiles and tell the zoophiles that those kids are dogs. With a parents they get drunk and have gay sex with each other and eventually have an entire orgy dedicated to this day. On this day you can get drunk stoned laid or all three. Fat ass whores that dress like Mrs Claus like to twerk on people's cocks and these are random people so you bet they are to serve so they decide to hit the little b**** with a crowbar and then the b**** wakes up and rapes the man and it has a bunch of crackhead babies that try to sell people drugs it's just another day for Christmas.

"Ho ho ho kids you know what go f*** yourself"
"Hello there fellow baby want some Christmas drugs"

by Rockstarjoker March 11, 2022