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Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows
I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing
by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023
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Christmas Derangement Syndrome

Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.

Symptoms of CDS are as follows

1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real

There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
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african christmas

kwanzaa. It is celebrated by the most gangsta thug yn's in the wide world of texas
"Yo fat bitch, you coming over to celebrate african christmas?"
"Please kill yourself."
by Assblaster Bitch February 22, 2025
mugGet the african christmasmug.

Christmas Crazy

Sugar, candy and presents fuel this rage of greed. Christmas crazy usually starts from the time one wakes up on Christmas morning and begins opening their stockings and eating candy but symptoms have been known to manifest in some subjects all year round. Known symptoms are; apathy, greed, selfishness and hyperactivity. Not subject to only human victims.
Hey, why is your cat acting psycho and climbing up through the middle of you Christmas tree?

I don't know, he must be Christmas crazy.
by Satori55 December 12, 2010
mugGet the Christmas Crazymug.

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?
by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024
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Christmas Chaz’d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.
Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!
by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020
mugGet the Christmas Chaz’dmug.

Christmas

Christmas is the best.
by cheetuofficial March 19, 2021
mugGet the Christmasmug.

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