its when you go so fast to rectrieve ball that you cant explain the speed
its faster then the speed of light.
its faster then the speed of light.
by Jennytheblock123 May 9, 2022
Get the Mock Chicken mug.Ducks that are not ducks, yet they are part of the chicken family. They saved the world from crashing down and gave everyone a blessing. They reside on the water which makes them water-chickens they have both water and chickens on their side. They are the superior supreme water chickens
by Riley Cult Leader May 17, 2022
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by PCFAPG December 26, 2021
Get the plain chicken mug.A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.
Can also apply to humans
Can also apply to humans
That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.
Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.
I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken
Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.
I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken
by kyy March 10, 2022
Get the Weird chicken mug.Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
by Bill Shakesbeer October 13, 2021
Get the Emotional Chicken mug.Two or more men participate in this game. You have to look at each other’s penises and whoever gets hard first loses. The loser must do whatever the winner(s) tell them to do.
by IAmLivingInYourWalls July 22, 2021
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