Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Screb Bean

A group of jus general Sick cunts really

Awww yeh wish we were like Screb Bean uno

by TimberLandBoot January 8, 2018

bean sucker

To suck on the clitoris,
To munch minge,
Pig out on pussy.

She's such a randy wench,there's nuffin' she luvs more than me( sucking)her (bean). To suck on clitoris. Bean sucker-to suck clitoris

by Cifco January 12, 2018

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

Guinea beans

A cute nickname for your pet guinea pig

I love your guinea beans, they’re adorable

by An LGBTQ+ bean January 31, 2020

Bean-Cheese

Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.

EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese

by ToastedGooch February 5, 2020

Spicy Beans

The combination of Ecstasy (Commonly called "Beans") and Synthetic cannabis (Spice)

The two of these mixed together can truly turn a good man into a gurning mess of geekiness.

MDMA and Cannabis provide a great mix, however Spice is much more strong than natural cannabis which mixes with the intense MDMA buzz, providing an entirely new and immensely powerful high which can temporarily debilitate an individual.

Random nitty 1: "how was your weekend?"

Random nitty 2: "Had some spicy beans and got so fucked up I ran 5 miles butt naked at 3AM"

Random nitty 1: "Fucking hell"

by gurtrude_pyphagoras666 March 29, 2020