root beer

2 black people having sex the man skeet on her entire body thus creating the foam

man if u can root beer someone you have the most cum stored up in your balls to start a new millennium.

by fuckbag2342 August 4, 2008

beer pong

1- a drinking game nobody plays.

2- synonym for beruit, a game that lots of people play.

Hey, stop calling beer pong beruit. While you may be correct, beruit just sounds dumb. And its played on a ping pong table so beer pong still works.

by Minford April 17, 2006

beer googles

Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.

Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.

friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!

Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.

by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006

beer bong

a great tool to use with cheap nigga bottles aka 40's and all Beers

my bro made a beer bong and didnt think he would get fucked off of it cause he was drinking 151 for awhile but when he jugged down two 40s and free bootlegs from people amazed at the bong...bam.....he was paked in his room drunk by a friend cause he couldnt walk drunk like never before and went fully retarded drunk...*waaaaah,where you going man,.waaaah,dont leave,waaah*

by homeboy April 18, 2005

beer fort

Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.

Hey altalp! Check out this killer beer fort we made!

by HerrKenny July 27, 2007

Beer Swap

While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.

We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.

by rKrDuDe265 January 1, 2010

FRED beer

A freshly opened beer, that the drinker has every intention to drink, but due to intoxication is unable to do so.

Failed Reconciliation of Expected Drink

James passed out and left a FRED beer next to him.

by curreychiken December 23, 2013