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American Apparel

Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.

But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?

American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
Example 1:

Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars

Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?


Example 2:

11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!

12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...
by Puppiesaretheshit April 20, 2009
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all-american

A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.


Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut


"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.
Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.


HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!

*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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American Dad

Something put out for the sole purpose of making new Family Guy episodes seem funnier by comparison.
"This sucks, its just a crappy rip off. Family Guy is so much better!"
by Tragic Story May 5, 2005
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American Dad

Proof of Seth MacFarlane's less funny, less creative side
American Dad is a lame attempt of a spin off of Family Guy.
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American Food

Food that is not made of cats or dogs. Food that does not go through your system in 15 minutes.
wordChinese food/word? Cats. wordMexican food/word? Dogs. Gimme a good old hamburger or hot dog over that other wordshit/word.
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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american pie

Dumb movie that everyone thinks is funny.
by Cracker August 22, 2003
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American Eagle

A store where all mindless teenage drones go so that they can look alike, spend more money than needed and feel accepted by wearing the same brand as all their other drone friends. Not doing so would mean you aren't identical to everyone else and thus not as interesting. Gasp.
Bubbles: OMG. I don't have my own American Eagle tee. I'll die if Candi and Karma find out.
by Waay over-rated October 12, 2009
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